Things Overheard in San Francisco That I Agree With
“Aww, it’s not childish to be afraid of bees” - Girl to her friend
“I work with Condoleezza Rice, do you know her?”
— Homeless Man to Police as they told him to stop sleeping at Beale and Market
These SF Moments
Guy on a motorized wheelchair zooms by on 6th St. No big deal, until you notice that latched on behind, is a guy in a regular wheelchair. I love you San Francisco
“… and this is the guy I’m trying to phase out. I had to listen about his whole day, and it was a pretty shitty day. I mean not like the worst day but…”
— Girl to her friends outside of Puerto Alegre
If the teller asks, “Do you just want to leave that here and come back for it” because you have too many items to carry and you’re in the 15 items or less line, you might be a huge asshole and you’re probably doing it wrong. To be clear by it, I mean life.
“I don’t know, how pregnant IS she?”
— Guy on cellphone, 16th and Mission
“Everybody gets off at Pier 39.” - This Woman to a tourist trying to get to Fisherman’s Wharf.
“When I called her earlier she was listening to those same songs again so I know she’s… goin through it again.”
— Guy on the phone in Duboce Park
