Best Pick Up Line Ever?
- You: Can we just fuck? This is taking forever.
- Them: What is?
- You: THIS!!
Bad Mom.
(Source: boohooboo)
I’ve been saying this should be a celebrated day for years. Especially if you’re pro life.
Ha Ha! I love PROUST!
I can’t think of a single baby.
“Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
He who warned and, uh, the arms,
And bells were rung out as alarms
To tell the British we were there,
And had our guns, and to beware.”
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
He who warned and, uh, the arms,
And bells were rung out as alarms
To tell the British we were there,
And had our guns, and to beware.”
—
History Lesson.
Exactly.
Even if there isn’t enough space, you should check outside anyway.
Yep. This is pretty much the funniest thing I’ve seen in about… ever.
I really do wonder what René would say about this.
Life, you are amazing. A Softer World, you describe it perfectly. I’m so glad I’ve found you.
