January 2011
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“Cause you know every pop star is like a shining star on top of a pyramid of gay...”
– Khaela Maricich on Lindsey Lohan
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“My spirit animal is cheese.”
– Christina E.
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T-Shirt Idea of the Day
I don’t party just to party, I only party when I party.
“Wolf and Lamb brought us together, Gadi will tear us apart.”
– Nickel or Joey, probably Nickel.
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“Biting has no time.”
– Steen in response to me saying it’s not even two yet at two twenty
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“Look how they live. It’s just like Mexico, only more expensive.”
– 50 something Tourist woman on the apartments near the Daly City Bart station
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“You should call the number and wipe your hoodie right now.”
– Dan L. after hearing that my ‘It is difficult to be alive’ hoodie had been lifted.
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“We used to be like two peas, but she’s climbed the social ladder quite a...”
– Girl to her friend on the L Oubound
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“What doth it profit a man to gain the whole world of means — airplanes,...”
– Martin Luther King, Jr.
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“All a women needs is a diet coke and a chandelier.”
– Violet Utopia
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“I used to be a bartender! That must be it, that’s totally it. Bar-tending...”
– Douchebag at Forward after learning the girl he was speaking to is a bartender.
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“That’s so better than anything my wife drinks.”
– George R. on the margaritas we just learned to make.
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These Moments
Hallmark, your moments are dead to us. From now on, the things that brings face smiles to our faces will be called, Mint Chip Moments.
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“This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our...”
– The Old Royal Tart Toter
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“That’s insane. Thats a fucking bread tree. It’s weirding me out.”
– Christina E. on New Years Day while passing the bread store on Church and 15th