January 2010
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December 2009
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Your moms a whore and she thinks that you’re an egg.
– Karlene C.
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I’m checking in, that’s what I’m doing.
– Patrick in response to “You’re passing out aren’t you?”
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My eye is on fire with minty freshness.
– Nickel after grazing the toothbrush and flicking toothpaste into eye at Rich’s.
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Because there actually is a god and all he ever did is give us bacon.
– Gretchen M. in response to: “Why is bacon so good?”
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Where did this bacon come from? Wait is this magic bacon? Does our freezer make...
– Gretchen M.
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My landlords pretty cool, he jacks cars and strips them.
– Phil
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Nick you’re fun when you come to California.
– Emily G.
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Were gonna do a whole break out, avant garde, you know changing the idea of what...
– Mission hipster at 2AM
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Congrats 15-5519 →
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I’ll have as much coffee and alcohol as you’re willing to serve me.
– Unwashed hippie dude on acid next to me on the plane back to San Franciso
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Bad decisions should not be the thing that unifies friends.
– Camille
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I might have a Santa hat on but I am still Camille!
– Molly Rose
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Realism →
The description of this and the track listing make me want this to be out now. Is it January yet? I want this so bad.
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My favorite egg substitute is more bacon
– Mollys greeting card from “A cry for help greetings”
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You’ve got beautiful friends, and they like wonderful things. Cold...
– The Morgues
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Weekend Wrap Up 12/03/09-12/06/09
Journey out alone to meet lovely people in the street. Roots Rock Horns melodic invasion and a flash of green talking dancing, a flurried court. Dashing off goes green, and a ride back to near home. Lessons in Venezuelan film and standards round midnight. Microwave flashes and pushes on home. Coffee to make it though then in and back out. A corporate palace where the surfers do act. One of them...
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Hey, if they can’t make me coffee in the morning, they’re not old...
– Molly F.
Spiderman does not count as formal.
– Dave Q. at Vandals Winter Formal
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I like anything with a thing inside a thing.
– Honorine L.
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I don’t know where it went but I swear to god I had fake money.
– dude at Point Break Live
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Math is hard. -M
And doctors are tough. -N
– M = Molly F. N = Nick L.
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And I told him that he needs to break up with her, or he’s gonna...
– Hipster chick walking down Haight St. to her friend
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